Newman's Own Orange Mango Tango (heretofore referred to as simply "Mango Tango") is without a doubt the best juice beverage I have ever encountered in my short life. It's sweet, it's fruity, and it's not like any other basic fruit juice cocktails you'll find.

I could easily (gleefully, even) guzzle down a carton of Mango Tango on a daily basis for an indeterminable number of consecutive days. You could drown me in Mango Tango and the last words I would probably glug out would be "thank you."

Mango Tango is not only uniquely delicious and thirst quenching, but it also has the best name of anything that anyone has ever branded. Saying that I'm going out to get some Mango Tango sounds like I'm either about to hit the clubs and show off my incredible Latin dance moves or I'm gonna go grab whatever cool street drugs the kids are into these days.

Regardless, whenever the words "Mango Tango" leave my mouth it sounds like I'm doing something super cool and I clearly need as much help sounding cool as I can get.

If that isn't enough to convince you that Mango Tango is the ideal juice drink, I haven't even mentioned how it contains no artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives. What's not to love?